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Most comedians only aim to make you laugh, but Robin Williams never ends his show until you’re crying from laughter. Now, uh I must ask you this might be too personal, but uh we we >> When Robin Williams stepped onto the stage, the audience had no idea they were about to forget how to breathe. Thank you.

It’s um accepting since it was only a voice, accepting for Mr. Williams will be Mother Teresa. >> [laughter] >> It is very wonderful for him. Mother Teresa, is there anything you want? I want to direct. >> Okay. Also, Marty, nice going. Don’t put on the glasses now. Let’s see the caterpillars. Bring them out. Don’t they look like two caterpillars trying to mate? Like, come on, we can do this.

Come on, do this. Don’t be afraid. Come on, move on, move on. I’m here tonight actually because and Jodie Foster, thank you for wearing those two napkins. They’re beautiful. >> [applause] >> Thank you. ANY MOMENT, I’M DAVID COPPERFIELD. Even if you’re a comedian like Robin Williams, someone who can make millions laugh, the moment you step into the world of video games, everything changes because the opponents waiting for you won’t hesitate to bring you crashing back to reality.

You’re a big video gamer. >> Oh, I’ve been playing it for a while. I mean, and I always play like Call of Duty. Oh. Yeah. Veterans [applause] of Foreign Video Wars. It’s It’s always weird too when you’re playing when you play online and you get owned by a 10-year-old. You go, “YOU’RE MY BITCH.” >> [laughter] >> “WHAT? HEY, OLD MAN, I OWN YOUR ASS.

” “HOW [laughter] OLD ARE YOU?” >> “THIS MANY.” “I WOULD BASE YOU CAN SEE THAT ON FILM.” >> [laughter] >> Williams was asked a question that could have easily taken a bad turn, but what he said next didn’t just save the moment. It left everyone completely speechless. And I was once on a German talk show and if you if you want to go on one, it’s a lot of fun.

It’s really fun. And I was on this German talk show and this woman said to me, she said, “Mr. Williams, why do you think there’s not so much comedy in Germany?” And I said, “Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?” When it comes to Robin Williams, sometimes the jokes go a bit further and get a little more wild.

>> But it’s good, you know, once you get out, you realize when when I was drinking, I was violating my standards quicker than I could lower them. So, it was >> [laughter] >> I was Once you come out, you realize this is a this is the way to go. Alcohol’s not my friend, you know.

A simple reminder that one drink, you can end up in a field with a small animal. >> [laughter] >> And even the SHEEP IS GOING, WHAT A WHAT IT’S FINE. At least I got a sweater. Shut up. Robin Williams, appearing on Regis Philbin’s television show, uses his quick improv skills during the conversation, humorously expressing his awareness of his own charm, leaving the studio audience in stitches.

Well, you know, >> [applause] >> for me, it is always good just to explore. >> [laughter] >> But you were so handsome. My Joey said to me, “My gosh, he’s so >> Gosh, coming from you. Thank you. No, my wife. >> Oh, oh, sorry. [laughter] Oh, from your wife. >> Yeah, yeah. It’s like guys going, “My wife thinks she’s sexy.

” I myself am also somewhat attracted. >> [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT. Sometimes Robin’s jokes go so far off track that even the show’s host watches in shock, mouth open. Oh, they they take us out to these incredible restaurants and they serve you they have this one fish which is you find out later on it’s quite deadly.

Oh, this is a thing that inflates itself. [laughter] >> a blowfish. It’s called fugu which sounds like a New York fish. >> Fugu, yo, A FUGU, MAN. RIGHT HERE. HERE IS YOUR FUGU. [cheering] BUT IT’S IT’S VERY DEADLY AND IF THEY IF THEY cut it slightly wrong >> Yeah, if it’s cooked improperly, you’re you’re a goner.

>> a partyer. >> [laughter] >> No Heimlich, nothing. And then I’m eating the fish and I’m going, “Cool. What is this? This is Oh, this is wonderful.” They go, “That is sperm.” “Oh, sperm of the fugu.” I’m Oh, wow. “Oh, wonderful. I should have known from the little vial.” How exactly is that served? >> Yeah. LIKE THIS.

OH. OH. ROBIN WILLIAMS was a comedian who had practically earned a PhD in capturing people’s attention. In the early 2000s, when smartphones were at the peak of their popularity, he was invited to Jimmy Kimmel’s show and with his epic jokes, he had the audience bursting into laughter.

LET ME JUST TAPE YOU FOR A MOMENT. HOLD ON. PLAYBACK’S A LET’S DO THIS. A BRIEF SHOUT-OUT to my fans on Skype. I’m a Megan that. >> [laughter] >> I have a new application on my phone. It’s a moral GPS. It’s kind of cool. The girl you’re texting is the same age as your daughter. REROUTE. >> [laughter] >> PEOPLE ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR PHONES.

They say like, you know, “I’ve only got two bars. I’ve only got Listen, I’m an alcoholic. All I’ve ever needed was one bar. >> [applause] >> I’M UP AND RUNNING.” >> [cheering] >> AND SOMETIMES EVEN IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR PHONE is a little off. You go, “Siri, where is the Beacon Theater?” Did you say Did you say Kevin BACON WAS QUEER? NO.

>> [laughter] >> BUT SHOW ME WHAT YOU FOUND. AND SHE sometimes gets insecure. You’re going, “Siri, where is the nearest electronic store? Are you dissatisfied with my service, Robin?” “Not at all. Why did you Google Samsung? No reason, no reason. WHO IS EMILY? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.” AND IT DOESN’T EVEN WORK IN FRANCE.

IF YOU GO TO FRANCE, there is no Siri because maybe they have their own. They have Shari. You go, “Shari, where is the nearest good restaurant?” “IT’S PARIS, YOU IDIOT. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE. PUT DOWN YOUR DIGITAL DEVICE. GO OUTSIDE AND LIVE YOUR LIFE, YOU AMERICAN ASS.” >> [applause and cheering] >> WHEN ROBIN WILLIAMS APPEARED ON CONAN O’Brien’s show, he used his incredible improvisation and had everyone laughing until they were in tears.

I grew up in San Francisco, so a lot of cowboys, just no horses. Was that Was that a popular costume at the time? Was it not? >> a lot of rodeo, just guy riding guy. >> [laughter] >> Coming out of shoot number five, Bob and Tim. Well, I remember this moment. I’m walking and I actually this is a one of the first things one of my first vivid showbiz memories was I walked by your dressing room and you had your shirt off.

I think you were doing a quick change. You were the You were the This is the hairiest man I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s It is frightening. It is an amazing thing. I’ve actually been at the zoo and had monkeys go, “What are you doing outside?” >> [laughter] >> Yeah, it’s it’s it’s completely it’s a Billy Crystal >> that.

Looks like you’re wearing a fur coat under there. >> It is. A lot of people go, “Don’t wear fur.” I am fur. >> [laughter] >> Robin had a habit he loved playfully messing with people, but once you became his target, there was no real escape. And when that target was a celebrity, things didn’t just stay funny. They started getting strange.

Take time with it and I think Yo. I LOVE YOU, TOM. OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU, ROBIN. RAYMOND, YOU LIKE TOM? >> YEAH. >> [laughter] >> You’re a friend, yeah. Tom Cruise, yeah. A lot of awards, yeah. 304 votes, yeah. >> [laughter] >> Got his own awards, yeah. Yeah. But you’re a vampire now. TOM CRUISE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

PLEASE GIVE [screaming] IT UP TOM CRUISE. TAKE OVER. THEY’RE GOING TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT STEVEN, SO GOOD LUCK. >> [laughter] >> I’LL JUST SIGN FOR YOU. >> STAND HERE, COME. I’LL I’ll translate for you. >> First I’ve got to go after Robin. Can I go before Robin? But should I do it with you, Robin? Thank you.

[laughter] Damn, he looked like a before AND AFTER COMMERCIAL. >> [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT, THANKS. THIS IS INCREDIBLE IMPLANT. YOU CAN BECOME TOM CRUISE. STILL, YOU KNOW, GOING BY THE SIDE ISN’T it’s intense. You can’t I have that voice. Annunciato. No, don’t. I have a Ford La Vista, questa. I’m out of order.

You’re out of order. Robin Williams, who often appeared on Conan O’Brien’s show, sometimes got so carried away while talking, it turned into something you didn’t expect. >> will do it. >> It’s a great gig, really. It’s It’s a lot of fun. There’s a lot of love in the room. Yeah, yeah, I can imagine, yeah. Yeah, that’s a crowd that’s ready to laugh.

>> Yeah, it’s always good. You see Nicholson in the front going, “Give it your best shot.” >> [laughter] >> Who is this? Now, you’ve done it, right? I was one year I was one of three hosts. It was Alan Alda and Jane Fonda which they’re some funny people. >> [laughter] >> Hey, baby. If you want to riff, those are the people you’d pick.

>> Well, yeah. You know, I mean, it’s a it’s a gig where the moment you’re out there, you know, you see just people and you look out and you’d see Gregory Peck looking at you like, “You’re not going to grab your cell phone, are you, mister?” Did you have a temptation you wanted TO GO YO, BABY. WHAT ABOUT THESE, BABY? You’ve got me looking there again.

>> Once again, DON’T BE AFRAID. >> EYE GOES to the man boobs. >> Yes. For years, whether on the big screen or on our TVs, Robin didn’t just make us laugh. He shaped the way we saw life with a perspective all his own and that’s something I have endless respect for.

After more [music] than 40 years in the spotlight, did you know his original passion was actually music? And if you haven’t already, don’t forget to subscribe and like the video. SO, I’LL TELL YOU, DEAR CONAN, have a stiff drink or maybe have a really long talk FOR THE EXECUTIVES AT NBC. THE BASTARDS THAT CAN’T TAKE A JOKE. THE BASTARDS THAT CAN’T TAKE A JOKE.

THE BASTARDS THAT CAN’T TAKE A JOKE. >> [music] [cheering] >> HE’S JUST